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How to get tire tracks over your legs

10 years ago

Remember the extended ... and occasionally rather heated ... discussion a while ago about how and where to park at a shopping mall?

You've been shopping in the mall, then go out to your car.

Haven't checked phone in a while ... check it ... there's a text there ... you get the fingers dancing over the keyboard to reply.

There are two kinds of people in a parking lot - the quick ... and the dead!

Three, actually - including the distracted ... which, after suffering tire tracks over the legs ... sometimes move into the second category.

The other day, when driving in a curved single lane into a grocery parking lot ... I was confronted by a young man outward bound pushing a grocery cart ...

... while either consulting his phone, or texting.

I stopped.

He saw me, pushed his cart around me.

I got out, went around the back of the car to the city sidewalk, called out to him.

He turned around, I asked him whether he knew how to get tire tracks across his legs ... he didn't know English.

I pointed at him, then his cart, then pushed my hand at eye level from left to right.

Pointed at me, my car, then other hand at eye level, right to left.

Confrontation, both stop.

Repeated ... this time, right hand goes over the left.

Pointed at me, then the car, then the wheels, and turned extended index finger in circles like a wheel rolling, rolling finger around in front of me, down and across in front of his legs.

Pointed at me, then hands up like turning steering wheel, then hands flattened above eyes, looking left to right and back: watching where going.

Pointed at him and cart, then cupped left hand down in front of chest, right hand fingers dancing over imagined keyboard.

Pointed again at him and cart, then held hands together over eyes, slanting down so that vision over half obscured: not watching where going.

Shook head, "No! No! No!".

The young man watched, I think that he got the message, but didn't make much response.

I wasn't sure whether there was a sidewalk from the store to the street, expected that there'd be one, figured I'd check and got half of a look while driving by later, pretty sure that there is. If not ... I'll be asking the store whether they are seeking walk-in business ... and, if not, why no sidewalk entry.

ole joyful

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