Eat food from their plate

Breathe! :)

I'll guess back seat drive.

Use the money in a way different than the other hoped

1) Fart in bed

2) Don't put the cap back on the toothpaste tube

3) Squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle, rather than at the bottom.

hog the bed covers

Leave dirty dishes in the sink, as though they would clean themselves.

Snore.

don't replace empty toilet paper roll

Jim!!! No toilet seat answer today? Have you polled the missus to see what her answer is or is that self-incrimination!?!?!? :) :) :)

Lindsay.....that was funny!!!

Interrupt her story in the middle by starting one of your own ...

... especially if she's heard yours before.

Hum or whistle.

I always rinse and put in the dishwasher. There is another person in this house who just puts items in the sink - no water on them. Also empty food cans find the sink! If I were to say anything, my voice would be pitched much higher!

LOL! I refuse to share my toothpaste, so I get to squeeze it in the middle all I want. I can't control it from the end so squeeze from the middle and then push up the paste from the bottom when the middle gets low so I can keep squeezing from the middle. Plus,. I get to only use the kind I like. :) So much easier than worrying over a couple of dollars and a sliver of drawer space!

Ditto Casey! Eating/taking food from their plate

Driving on near empty and/or not filling the gas tank

Hogging the sheets and blankets

There are some people who share floss, ICK!

Noooooooo Matti!!! Really????

I share floss. The spool, that is. Sharing used floss is like sharing chewing gum. :( I get it that if you swap spit enough, you have 80% of the same bacteria, but eeeeewwwwww!

Plllog, my husband and I each use a different toothpaste, so we both can squeeze our tubes where we're so inclined. And both of us are very good about always putting the cap back on the tube. :-)

Phew! Glad to know you weren't speaking from real life. :) I didn't even pick up on it (just thought they were good answers) until Dees's comment, which I assume was for the other part (that's what I was LOLing). I try to cultivate equanimity with bodily functions, but you had a whole comic sketch going on in my head starting with the guy who lifts the covers, then the guy who twists and squirms to aim out the side, then the guy with the huge funnel into a milk can, with a rotary valve, for complete containment. :)

Hog the bed covers.

Leave the toilet seat up.

Put the T.P. on the wrong way.

I saw Georgysmom's post before I read the title of the thread, and thought someone had asked how to get rid of a husband. :-)