Evenings that they can't remember how they got home? No? Just me? OK, my serious answer is storage containers with mismatched lids.

Morons in government As to the doorbell question - if one is scared by doorbells, then one is probably also scared by the outside world in general. I call this the Beverly Hillbillies syndrome.

daily naps and coffee with friends ... watching judge Judy and seeing other people's challenges

Insect, (class Insecta or Hexapoda), any member of the largest class of the phylum Arthropoda, which is itself the largest of the animal phyla. Insects have segmented bodies, jointed legs, and external skeletons (exoskeletons). Insects are distinguished from other arthropods by their body, which is divided into three major regions: (1) the head, which bears the mouthparts, eyes, and a pair of antennae, (2) the three-segmented thorax, which usually has three pairs of legs (hence “Hexapoda”) in adults and usually one or two pairs of wings, and (3) the many-segmented abdomen, which contains the digestive, excretory, and reproductive organs.