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93 yr old & bear hunting (funny)

12 years ago

A 93 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. After all the tests are completed he is discussing the results with the doctor.

Doctor says,"Man, you are in excellant shape for your age."

Old man,"Yea doc, I feel so good that 10 months ago I married a 25 yr lass and she is now expecting a baby,,wadda ya think of that?"

Doc says, "I once knew and old guy who lived in the woods and loved bear hunting. One morning he was so excited to go hunting that on his way out he mistakenly grabben an umbrella instead of his rifle. He got up on the mountain and located a bear, raised that umbrella, squeezed the handle and the bear dropped stone cold dead."

old man says, "Thats impossible, somebody else must have shot that bear."

Doc says, "Thats sort of the point I was getting at!"

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