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Fessin' up (long)

18 years ago

I grew up out in the country on a dairy farm. Right across the road from our home Dad owned a 40 acre woods with a small lake or large pond in the middle. It's about 2 or 3 acres of water, maybe 13 or 14 feet deep at the most. As a kid I was always going to the woods. When my friends were going to dances and football games and actually developing some social skills I was hanging out in the woods with my dog.

All Winter, every Winter, whenever I would tell Mom that I was going to the woods I would hear the exact same thing everytime. "Don't fall through the ice!" It could be -20 for a week straight, the ice could be thick enough to drive a tank across and I'd still hear "Don't fall through the ice!"

One March the ice melted, then during a cold snap it refroze. It was beautiful, just like a sheet of glass. It was also very, very windy. I headed to the lake with my sled and a large aluminum scoop shovel. I sat down on the sled at the shallow end, gave a shove and hoisted my sail. I was off! This was working great. I was really moving; going parallel to the shore. I noticed that as I went past some cattails water was squirting up around them. The ice was so thin that the only reason I wasn't crashing through was because I was in motion. Uh Oh! I angled towards shore and knew I'd have to get off as fast as possible. I didn't make it. As I turned I slowed down and fell through in about three feet of water. I jumped up and threw the sled and shovel on shore and got myself out. But, I was soaked. I headed for home. But, on the way realized that my Grandma would see me coming home soaked. Grandpa and Grandma lived on the corner of the woods and I always cut through their yard to go to the lake. If she saw me coming home soaked she'd have a stroke! I'd have to take a round about way home through more of the woods across the field and then duck through the windbreak. Dad, Mom, and my brother weren't home. They had gone into Rochester shopping. (I hated going to town when I was a kid) By the time I got home my clothes were getting stiff. I peeled them off and put them in the dryer. I draped myself across the wood stove and thawed out. 45 minutes later my clothes were dry and I could feel my fingers and toes again so I got dressed took the long way back to the lake, gathered up my gear and headed home the usual way. As I passed by Grandpa and Grandmas house there was Grandma doing dishes looking out the window above the sink. she waved. I waved back giving her my best casual wave. You know the one that says "Hi, here I am coming back from the lake all safe, warm and dry." Ten minutes after getting home the rest of the family arrives. Mom asks "So, what was going on in the woods today?" "Oh, nuthin' much."

Thirty years later I finally confessed that there was that one day when I really did fall through the ice.

Now with five kids (4 of them boys) ranging in age from 26 to 14 I wonder whats going on that I don't know about. And how long before I hear about it.

Anybody else get away with something, then years later 'fess up?

Ron

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