Oh boy, you can tell a seamstress wrote that one. Come on, Guys, we can surely add a few more. When you find a bolt end you LOVE on sale at the fabric store, and it's one you buy and bring home, inevitably when you lay out your pattern on it, it's shy about two inches of what you need.

If that is the worst of it, count yourself very lucky ;) Our whole crew took off during Xmas break when we had messed up heat (only half the house) and the functioning toilet in the heated part broke, so we had to trek through construction to an unheated bathroom (in a NY winter). All the while there were 8 leaks in our new roof..... Of course, we had no kitchen and all 4 of us were huddled in one bedroom and 2 rooms that were half filled with boxes....

ravencajun: Your experience reminded me of a story. I hope that you get a smile or two from it. THE BAPTIST CHURCH DINNER! A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, “No mushrooms. They are too high.” He said, “Why don’t you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed.” She said, “No, some wild mushrooms are poison.” He said, “Well, I see varmints eating them and they’re OK.” So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol’ Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol’ Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ol’ Spot and the wild mushrooms didn’t seem to affect him, so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played ‘42’ and dominoes. About then, the helper lady came in and whispered in Janet’s ear. She said, “Mrs. Williams, Ol’ Spot is dead.” Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, “That’s bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible. We’ll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone’s stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm.” Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMT’s and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, “I think everything will be fine now,” and he left. They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room and about this time the helper lady came in and whispered to Janet, “You know, that fellow that run over Ol’ Spot never even stopped.”

PRETTY color! We had a heck of a time installing our BS electric wall oven too. But it's been in for 18 months and I love it. You will LOVE your french doors!