How funny!! I know several people these could point to.

Where are all these weirdo Threads coming from? These people are all advertising stuff.....where are the Village PO-lice when you need them? It's like being spammed! G'night, JohnBoy.

Blonde jokes will never be as funny as the real thing. For example: Discussing compass directions with a young brunette receptionist who wanted to know which way her home faced & didn't have a clue. I explained that if she knew which way was East, she could figure it out. I got a blank stare so I asked her which side the sun came up on. Her answer: "The left". The office fax machine was set up so that after inputting a long distance telephone #, each user had to press a 'PAUSE' button before inputting his/her personal code for billing purposes, then 'ENTER'. The instructions were spelled out directly above the machine. At least 3 salespeople complained that they couldn't get their faxes through so the staff would walk them through it. When they got to 'PAUSE', that's what they did - they'd stop & stare at the machine for a few minutes before proceeding! None of these were blonde & all were making mid-6 figure incomes. You can't make this stuff up!

DERB......That is soooo funny. I'm not sure I posted this before but it's funny. Two blonds were working for the summer with the city parks crew. A guy watched them go up one side of the street, on the boulevard. One would dig a hole then the other would fill it back up again. When they started on the other side of the street, he had to ask what they were doing. "I don't understand, first one of you dig the hole, then the other one immediately fills it up again. What is up with that?" One of the blonds looked at him like he was the dumbest person in the world. "Well you see, we are usually a three person crew, but the one who puts the tree in the hole called in sick today."