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Another Blonde Joke

jemdandy
11 years ago

Its a convention of Blonds and the stadium is filled with 40,000 blondes. The Emcee steps on stage to interview the lovely "Top Blonde for the Day". He decided to give a little quiz to show that blondes do have some smarts. He asks the Top Blonde, "What is 5 x 5?". She hesitates and then replies, "20". The Emcee winces but says that's close but not right. The Blonde says, "Give me another chance." The Emcee replies, "What is 12 + 4 ?" She says 15. The Emcee sees this is an embarrasment and tries to steer the conversation to a different subject, but the crowd shouts, "Give her another chance." Belated, he asks, "What is 2+2 ?. The Blonde shifts from one foot to another and says, "4". Before the Emcee can congratulate her, the crowd roars, rises to its feet and shouts, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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