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Another Blonde Joke

14 years ago

Its a convention of Blonds and the stadium is filled with 40,000 blondes. The Emcee steps on stage to interview the lovely "Top Blonde for the Day". He decided to give a little quiz to show that blondes do have some smarts. He asks the Top Blonde, "What is 5 x 5?". She hesitates and then replies, "20". The Emcee winces but says that's close but not right. The Blonde says, "Give me another chance." The Emcee replies, "What is 12 + 4 ?" She says 15. The Emcee sees this is an embarrasment and tries to steer the conversation to a different subject, but the crowd shouts, "Give her another chance." Belated, he asks, "What is 2+2 ?. The Blonde shifts from one foot to another and says, "4". Before the Emcee can congratulate her, the crowd roars, rises to its feet and shouts, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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Jasdip
14 years ago
LOL!!!! Good one!!!
bengardening
14 years ago
I like it.
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dedtired
14 years ago
Funny (even though I am a blonde and I knew the first answer was 30).
Toni S
14 years ago
funny

I have a few brunette jokes I'll have to add to the funnies.
jemdandy
Original Author
14 years ago
I hope that folks realize this joke was presented in fun, and in no way was meant to belittle Blondes. When I was in high school, I thought that blondes were cute especially if they had healthy hair. Now, as I am becoming aged, my hair has turned blonde (Some say its gray; I say its a matter of perspective.)
joyfulguy
14 years ago
Hi dedtired,

Add your number to the one that was given at the show ...

... then divide by two (there are two answers, aren't there?) ...

... and you should come out about right.

o j

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