Please bear in mind I'm tring to get out of cleaning the house---really hard! Plus, I have laryingitis and my big toe hurts.. KJ

---Yes; I have kind-blonde hair.

------To all of us blondes------

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print

Labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit into the typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6

Months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water Won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the Other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per Pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button On the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!