An old man walks in the house and his wife asked him, where have you been all day?

You know I turned 65 yesterday, so after breakfast I took a buss and went down to Social Security to sign up for my pension. When I got there I took a number and sat in their waiting room for almost 3 hours before I got called to the window. When they called my name I went to the window and the young gal asked me for proof of my age and don't you know, I realized I had forgot to bring my wallet.

The young girl said no problem, just unbutton your shirt and let me see your chest, so I did. Then she says with all that silver hair on your chest I can see your old enough and she began filling out the papers..

Wife says, You should have dropped your pants and you probably could have got disability tooo.