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Santa Clause (Jingle bells)

14 years ago

I heard a reindeer hoof

and Santa dressed in red

came crashing through my roof

and landed in my bed.

I thought it was a dream

but quickly did I wake

when I heard Santa shouting

"I want a piece cake."

Oh, Santa Clause, Santa Clause

you are much too fat.

I was sleeping peacefully

but now my bed is flat.

Oh, Santa Clause, Santa Clause

how much do you weigh?

I'd hate to be a reindeer

that has to pull your sleigh.

He got up off the floor

and said "How do you do".

I said my back is sore

my head is black and blue.

So sorry he replied,

and then he asked my name.

He offered me a ride

I said "no thank you just the same".

Oh, Santa Clause, Santa Clause

you are much too fat.

I was sleeping peacefully

but now my bed is flat.

Oh, Santa Clause, Santa Clause

how much do you weigh?

I'd hate to be a reindeer

that has to pull your sleigh.

I heard a "Ho, ho, ho"

The sleigh was in the sky,

but it was moving slow

and wasn't very high.

It wobbled in the air

I feared that it might fall,

said Santa munching cookies

"Merry Christmas one and all".

Oh, Santa Clause, Santa Clause

you are much too fat.

I was sleeping peacefully

but now my bed is flat.

Oh, Santa Clause, Santa Clause

how much do you weigh?

I'd hate to be a reindeer

that has to pull your sleigh.

Merry Christmas everyone!

beverly

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