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Favorite realtor/real estate jokes

qdognj
16 years ago

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent,

"I want to sell my g%d d%mn house."

To which the astonished female agent replies, "I beg your pardon,

sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, d%mn it. I said I want to sell my friggin' house!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of

language in this office."

So saying, the agent goes over to the officer broker to tell him about her situation. They both

return and the broker asks the old geezer, "What seems to

be the problem here?"

"There's no d%mn problem," the man says, "I want to sell my friggin' million dollar home."

"I see," says the manager, "and this bi&%h is giving

you a hard time?"

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