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What have I done to my son??!!

adel97
13 years ago

I just have to share this. Sitting in the FR reading a book, I was within earshot of my teen DS and his friend "M" when they came into the (brand new!) kitchen this afternoon to raid the fridge. I have to say, I was impressed but also more than a little horrified at the exchange that followed. It was pretty hilarious, I had to write it down right away!

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DS: want water or lemonade?

M: ooh, lemonade

DS. Here. Don't pour it on the marble, do it here.

M: what marble?

DS: That marble. Stay away from the marble. It'll etch if you get lemonade on it.

M: What marble? It'll what? What are you talking about?

DS: THIS marble. It'll like, scratch if you get acids on it.

M: Dude, I don't see any marbles! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DS. This STUFF is called marble, and if you ruin it, my Mom will like, scalp me so stay. away. from. the marble.

M: Oh. (pause) Dude, you have serious issues.

DS (laughing): No. My Mom has serious issues about this marble!

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OK, ok, I get it, I should ease up. BUT, how many 14 year old boys do you know who know about marble etching, eh? ;-)

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