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R U Stressed w/Holiday Baking Yet? Here's a Funny!

lucyny
16 years ago

Tis the season for the infamous Cake Recipe to make its rounds! Get out the glasses and ENJOY!

Holiday Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle Tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is shtill OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a !#&%.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your pits.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the tequila and kick the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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