Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q:What can a man do while his wife is going

Through menopause?

A:Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.

Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible... Is that true? Where is it?

A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ...."

Q:How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?

A:Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

A:Take off your glasses.

Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q:Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?

A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q:As people age, do they esleep more soundly?

A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A:On their foreheads.

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A:"Gosh, I remember all these!"