Are you sure the house is still lived in? In our area, an abandon house may sit un-inhabited for 3 to 6 months, before the bank can do anything about it. In a similar situation, I started mowing the front yard. I was not concerned about the rodents, which which would disappear as soon as the yard was maintained, but my concern was the ticks. The house had sat empty for about through the winter. We heard the bank had taken over the house and had auctioning it off. In the spring no one was doing anything about the yard, and the grass was about 8 inches tall. I decided to take matters into my own hand. I cut the side yard that adjoined my property and the front yard. I got caught, by who I first thought was the new owner, but who turned out to be the man from the bank who monitors the house to ascertain if they were truly abandon,or the people just stop paying the mortgage. After the bank guy stopped and talked to me, the bank moved ahead on the foreclosure, and a short while later bank started to maintain the yard.

Your MIL sounds like my mom! I have never, my entire life, been able to do any thing that truely pleases her. She will throw in my face that I am not married, and I throw back, but mother, if I were you may not have anyone to do for you! Even when I go to see her in the nursing home she orders me around to pick up this, move that, and so on. I have decided the next time she starts I am going to say "mom, you have a choice, you have your daughter come visit with you or you can have your daughter be your maid, in which case I will come in, pick up your room, get your laundry and leave! Dad and I stopped to see her yesterday, beautiful day, wanted to visit and take her outside for a while. I made the comment to another resident that we may not be in today. Well, mom started in on me about how we should stay yesterday and then come back today. I said, mom you don't see these other ladies (she was in the dining room with a bunch of others) having their families here every day, all day! So I gave her a choice, visit with us or we would leave and come back today. She choose today, jokes on her 'cause the weather is not going to be that great, which means she won't get to go outside. See, you hare not the only one to rant!!!!!!!! I am just glad ya'll are here, otherwise I would have no one to talk with. My friends don't call anymore as they know I can't just jump in the car and go........they don't come here to visit. Guess they are not really my friends............. Linda J

What? No one has said the Princess Bride? Inconceivable! Top of the list for me because of so many one liners that are hilarious in the context of the movie. "beat it or I'll call the brute squad" "I'm on the brute squad" the line that cracks me up--"you are the brute squad" as Max sizes up the giant __________ Thought of two others. I just could not stop belly laughing. Parenthood. Raising children is just funny all on its own, but there are some pretty funny situations in it. And Little Miss Sunshine. It has some poignant moments, but I died laughing in the theater when the little girl does her talent in the pagent. This post was edited by rob333 on Fri, Oct 24, 14 at 8:02

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You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. Indira Gandhi The environmental problems of developing countries are not the side effects of excessive industrialisation but reflect the inadequacy of development. Indira Gandhi Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood... will contribute to the growth of this nation and to make it strong and dynamic. Indira Gandhi You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose. Indira Gandhi Martyrdom does not end something, it only a beginning. Indira Gandhi We have to prove to the disinherited majority of the world that ecology and conservation will not work against their interest but will bring an improvement in their lives. Indira Gandhi My father was a statesman, I am a political woman. My father was a saint. I am not. 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Indira Gandhi I've never turned to anybody for advice and counsel. Even when I was a very small child, I had to stand on my feet because of the circumstances of those times, and somehow, the circumstances have remained more or less the same. I have to take my own decisions. Indira Gandhi The people have nothing to fear of me; people have never feared me. Indira Gandhi Wearing khadi was a badge of honour. It was something one was proud to do. Indira Gandhi My son had nothing to do with policy or decision making, nor did I discuss the elections or any other matter with him. Indira Gandhi The collective judgment of the electorate must be respected. Indira Gandhi I was happy to be with my parents. I didn't see very much of them, so I was very happy when my father was there and out of jail. Indira Gandhi If I see something dirty or untidy, I have to clean it up. 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