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What to do when spouse won't eat meat?

fawnridge (Ricky)
14 years ago

So we all know them - vegans, vegetarians, tofu-huggers - those strange spouses that think health and longevity stems from terrestrial food sources. Those who harbor foolish pride in their diets of rhubarb, arugula, and brussels sprouts. What can be done?

Well, here are some suggestions:

1. Dye a sirloin steak green. Let it marinate in green Tabasco sauce and tell your spouse that it's really just flattened lettuce.

2. Cover the meatloaf with ketchup. Tomatoes are veggies, right?

3. Deep fry the chicken thighs after coating them corn meal. The yellow chunks will look like corn.

4. The more sauerkraut you put on a hot dog, the less chance a vegan will have for detecting it until it's too late.

5. Sushi.

I'm certain we meat-eaters can collaborate and design a plan to solve the problem of eating stuff that grows in the dirt, gets peed on by farm animals, and coated with pesticides, herbicides, and air-borne pollution. Let's work together and beat this thing before the leaf-munchers find a way to ban tripe!

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