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carla17
16 years ago

HOW TO COUNT ROSES -- Kim_SC at Gradenweb

1. Mini roses donÂt count.

2. Floribundas  because they are not full-fledged hybrid teas  count as half.

3. Shrubs, Climbers, Ramblers, Old Garden Roses, etc. donÂt count because they can be considered "landscaping."

4. Roses not planted  or in pots  donÂt count. (See the "Territory" Clause).

5. Roses that were discounted count as half.

6. Roses received as gifts donÂt count.

7. Odd numbers must always be rounded offÂif youÂre out of room, round the number down. For every one-hundred, divide by two. This is known as a "stock split."

8. Roses whose names you donÂt know or can't remember obviously donÂt count.

9. Roses that are on Shovel Prune Watch donÂt count; the roses that replace them also donÂt count as they cancel each other out.

  1. Duplicate/multiples count as one as they are considered a set.
  2. Roses that are not planted in a bed donÂt count. (See the "Landscaping" Addendum).
  3. Bareroots donÂt count because they are dormant when they arrive; once you plant them and they start to bud outÂwell, youÂve already done your count, so you will just have to wait until next seasonÂby which time youÂll be sure you already counted them.
  4. Mislabeled roses donÂt count because you probably already have one of them somewhere, which has already been counted onceÂprobably.
  5. Anything less than Grade 1 counts only a fraction, and since fractions are not whole numbers they can be rounded off (remember the rounding off rule).
  6. Roses that you think you might give away can be excluded from the countÂmakes it easier to part with them; if, by some chance you wind up keeping them, wellÂoh well.
  7. HTs that get huge and wind up taking more than one space should be counted twice, but remember the duplicate rule.
  8. NowÂif, after counting, you have under a hundred roses, you must immediately place some ordersÂand they donÂt count because theyÂre in transit and therefore not in the ground.
  9. Roses ordered on a whim really donÂt count because they were never on a list. (This is known as the list rule: If itÂs not on a list, it doesnÂt existÂmost likely).
  10. If you cut many roses and give them away, this is considered Charity, and everyone knows that you get special allowances for CharityÂwhich brings us toÂ
  11. Tax Deductions (see Claiming Roses as Dependants).

    See? You really didnÂt have as many as you thought you didÂtime to go order some more.


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