Thanks, folks, for yer Thanksgiving feast offered to this furriner this after-noon! o j (When I had to change first letter in "this", it did it O.K. - but when I changed the last letter and didn't hit "space" and "delete" - it ddidisdisadisapdisappdisappedisappeadisappeardisappearedisappeareddisappeared). (didn'didn't hit "space" after my period - sorry, ladies). (When I did the edit there were three lines of "disappeared" - eenendendiendinending in the c9mplete word, plus bracket and period). o j - still here, (I think) E T A: If you're using a phone, turn it sideways. o j

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? . . . . He was in Seine.

Did you hear that somebody spiked the punch at a roof designer convention? . . . The next day, everybody had a terrible overhang.

A 5-year-old girl spent every day watching the construction workers building a house next door. The workers liked her so much that they gave her little jobs and, at the end of the week, paid her $10. The next day, her mother took her to the bank to open a savings account. The teller smiled and asked, "And where did you earn this money?" The little girl proudly replied, "I worked with the construction crew next door." The teller laughed and asked, "Will you be working there again this week?" The little girl answered, "I will if those a$$hOl€s at Lowe's ever deliver the f**king sheetrock!"