Gosh, these are funny. I laughed at everyone of them outloud.

When one while driving in South America runs out of gas near the Amazon, angelaid, when the roadside service people bring gas, do they bring Amazons to prime the engine? o j

Thanks, folks, for yer Thanksgiving feast offered to this furriner this after-noon! o j (When I had to change first letter in "this", it did it O.K. - but when I changed the last letter and didn't hit "space" and "delete" - it ddidisdisadisapdisappdisappedisappeadisappeardisappearedisappeareddisappeared). (didn'didn't hit "space" after my period - sorry, ladies). (When I did the edit there were three lines of "disappeared" - eenendendiendinending in the c9mplete word, plus bracket and period). o j - still here, (I think) E T A: If you're using a phone, turn it sideways. o j

Rusty