A rope walks into a bar Bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve ropes here.” The rope leaves, messes up his hair and goes back in. Bartender says, “hey aren’t you that rope that was just in here?” “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

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Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best. Everything inside them is color coded." The second surgeon said *No, I think librarians are. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The third surgeon shut them both up when he said, "You're both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."

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