A man in his mid forties brought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW", he thought to himself and increased the speed even further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally the reality hit him and he knew he shouldn't run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his proferred license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like doing any more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The man thinks for a second, and then says, "Last week, my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend", says the cop and he walks away.

Reminds me of the old cartoon my boss always used to use of a family sitting around the table. Father says to the children, "Due to the high inflation, I'm going to have to let two of you go."

@juneroses Z9a Cntrl Fl, That used to drive me crazy when I worked at a skydiving facility cafe. It was located about ten minutes’ drive out of town, where its airstrip was. Customers would come up and ask, ”Do you have toilets?” I’m thinking, ”What do you think, since we’re stuck out here for hours?” So I’d usually answer the question they asked and say, ”Yes,” and wait for them to ask the question they meant to ask, which was ”Where are the toilets?” A couple of times I told teenagers, ”No, we all have to go up there behind that shed- jusst watch out no one is coming in to land in the pit next to the shed,” and watched the horrified expression on their faces.

I’m just reading these smiles at the end of my day here & every single one posted made me smile or LOL. Thanks each and every one of you for posting your jokes & especially thank you Annie for posting this daily thread! It has made a difference in my day when I could use a very good giggle.