A woman driving a car in Calgary became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to SHOPPERS DRUG MART now? Rusty

tj

Today

When I was a new father, one night our infant was crying in the bassinet next to our bed. I groggily got up and picked up the crying baby and got in the rocking chair. For some reason, our baby was still crying and those cries didn't sound close enough to make sense. That's when my wife noticed and said, "Hey, you know you're rocking the dog...?" I looked down and sure enough, our Boston terrier, who liked to curl up in the baby's bassinet, was looking up at me as if to say, "This is weird but I'll allow it..."