11. Always loook for typos. 12. Demonstrate a superlative avoidance to utilizing unnecessarily multisyllabic verbiage. 13. Avoid repeatedly repeating repetitive words.

Nine Important Facts to Remember As We Grow Older #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. Sources:

Salonva, I did that once, and I got caught. It was the first and last time I cheated. It was in Shorthand class and I couldn't remember the symbol for 'that'. LOL I still remember it.

What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day??? . . . . . . . . . The letter "Y".