I do Market Research.....yes I'm one of those who will call and get opinions on different topics. But that's beside the point. True story......one call a lady was upset that I called. She said I'm 67, and it's late and I'm going to bed. It was 7pm. The very next call was a lady who said, I'm sitting here with a glass of wine, listening to Il Divo. I'll gladly do your survey. She was 80. When I'm out with my friends I'm up on the floor all the time.....we have a particular band that we follow....groupies, if you will. So many people tell me how energetic I am, and that they can't keep up. Just last week, I was getting my ginger ale at the bar, and a regular bar fly asked if I was from Cape Breton (Nova Scotia). I said Nope. Are you from the East Coast? I said Nope. He said you dance like an East Coaster and it's fkng awesome!! LOLOL

I once got the hosta 'Nantucket' delivered to me in a bucket. Forgotten, in time it then turned to slime and all I could do was say, “chuck it”. tj

A couple of oldies that still make me smile.

OK, I can't get the meme to post, so here it is: A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the Priest asks it to leave, The boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"