I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought two large bottles of wine and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottles would break. So I drank all the wine before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.🙃🙃

A couple of oldies that still make me smile.

Ha ha, Salonva, lots of that this morning!

Arial and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve your type!"