I once got the hosta 'Nantucket' delivered to me in a bucket. Forgotten, in time it then turned to slime and all I could do was say, “chuck it”. tj

A couple of oldies that still make me smile.

Eld, the guy thinks a woman is hot, if she's been in FB jail more often that him. I've been in FB jail for innocuous memes, that are way off the mark of what they say I'm doing (promoting violence etc, nudity etc.

OK, I can't get the meme to post, so here it is: A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the Priest asks it to leave, The boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"