hear the one about the skeleton who walked into a bar? I'll take a beer and a mop.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? . . . Short

Katlan triggered a memory. We were at a doctor's appointment when my child was little bitty. The physician was asking all types of questions about lifestyle. I was trying hard to let little bitty answer so they would know the answers were truthful. They spouted that daddy set off the smoke detector every time he made bread. She just kept checking boxes. So you have milk, vegetables, fruits, protein... Check! Kept going through the list. Do you have a car seat? Check! Are there locks on cabinets? Check! Do you have a smoke detector, Never mind, you absolutely have one.

Doesn't "20-20" have more to do with testing vision that caring for one's nose? (And the "blew" issue more with dealing with a cop who caught you driving erratically)? ole joyfuelled