I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"

Salonva, i still have a phone like that in the attic.

Yikes!!

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j