Neighbors of brief duration were reassigned. The husband painted the woodwork and baseboards before listing their house. When the new owners moved in they discovered that he hadn't painted anywhere that furniture had been up against the walls -- sofa, breakfront, beds, etc. You might think, "Who does this?" (Not if you'd known the man!)

You remind me of my SIL. She opens up various cans but then adds zucchini and says it's homemade..

@dedtired I can't really tell what that is on your car...thought it was cat prints but maybe it's bird poop? Either way, ugh!

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