"Daddy, I want mommy" is childspeak for "Let me speak to your manager."

Ever wonder what kind of doctor Dr. Pepper was? . . . He was a FIZZisician

Salonva - same for me, but in my recliner!

That is so funny abot the coyotes. So many people have moved to my area, suburban forested, and go complely bonkers on Next Door if they spot a coyote- I’m sure they call 911. And foxes- omg, you’d think foxes were hunting people! It makes me so sad that people poison or shoot them because they cannot accept that people are the ones who are intruding.