It's time for Spam O' the Day again

10 months ago

last modified: 10 months ago

Recent urgent messages have told me that my account was on hold at both Netflix and BOA. A number of companies have written to say I have a surprise in my inbox; sadly, no surprise messages were sent. Ho Hum. Perhaps it is the hot weather, but the spammers don't seem to be bringing the big guns out such as million dollar lotteries/bequests for me, or naughtily descriptive offers to guys for various medications to improve their love life. Come on, spammers. Entertain me. Your current offerings only rate about two stars out of five.

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arcy_gw
10 months ago
Back from vacation I ordered some memories with the help of Shutterfly. Two packages expected. First came. A day later I got an email saying in the subj. "your package has arrived". Didn't need to/no time to open it, went to the mail box a few hours later. No package. Went back to the email to say let them know it hadn't been delivered. After hitting open it became obvious this was not from Shutterfly. ARG! I weekly get emails saying "your order is ready" and I just delete...luckily the 10 second open caused me or mine no issues. What's most aggravating is I have a gmail for ordering things so my personal email shouldn't be 'out there' but it clearly is.
Jupidupi
10 months ago
The internet thinks I am male and sends me some pretty insulting offers concerning my manhood. Although they also tell me that "Hot Russian Ladies" want to meet me. Oddly enough, they also think I'm an obese woman. I get emails touting some seriously uncomfomfortable-looking shapewear. Today I got two different "UPS package on the way" emails. If something comes, it will either be herbal mystery pills or giant stretchy underwear.
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