Wildchild - our Stop and Shop chain has a creepy robot that's taller than me and it always scares me when it crosses my path. It's silent. It looks a lot like the Tin Man from the Wizard of OZ but has blue eyes. I honestly don't know it's function....except to get people to leave the store faster...

It's getting to that point. For the record, if I'm standing I'm not tipping.

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A sign in a shoe repair store: "We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you!" At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."