Rusty

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"? "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket." "For reading a book"? she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again. "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” ― Judith Viorst, Love & Guilt & The Meaning Of Life, Etc

My baby is coming home within the week. This was a black metal framework, and the top was dark blue sweater material. That was a lifetime ago. We went to a fabric store a handful of months ago, and they picked out a cute fox fabric. Everything in my house are calming soothing colors. I have aqua, a light misty gray, seaglass green... I was inspired to do this one to complement rather than coordinate. Though, I think it's more insight into my child. The child who has had pink hair, mermaid hair, purple hair... they love color. This should have had color all along. I hope they have it now.. I hope they enjoy it next weekend. I hope they steal this tiny notice of who they are. I've worked hard to make this be a happy piece of furniture. I found a lot more. And it makes me smile. P.S. there's a pillow. Completely free, from so many left over things