Smile today - 12/5/23
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Comments (6)One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"? "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket." "For reading a book"? she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again. "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think....See MoreSmile today - 12/12/23
Comments (13)^^^ Love that, Jeb!...See MoreSmile today - 12/23/23
Comments (9)Honesty for Christmas looks to be a ice gift, Rusty ... (that was supposed to be "nice", Rusty - lookz like I had a blankout). There was a space before the "ice" in the original - disappeared en route to here. Hope you have a lovely Christmas. ole joyfuelled...See MoreSmile today - 12/28/23
Comments (8)Rusty...See More- last year
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