LOL...Eld..that just grabbed my funny bone for some reason this morning. I think I have had that guy on the phone before. LOL

I'm really bad at por­tioning out pasta. So if you and your 50 friends want to come over, dinner is almost ready.

Jasdip, my two nephews (6 and 4 at the time) did the same to me one day when I was watching them. We went to the store, they picked out pork chops and vegetables, we went home, prepared dinner, and as we sat at the table the older one looked at me and said, "I hope you know, we don't eat vegetables." Younger one, " Yeah and we don't eat that stuff either!" - pushing the pork chop away with his fork. I didn't find it amusing at the time. So, I said, fine, don't eat. DD and I finished our dinner while they just sat there. SIL was very not happy with me because they were SO HUNGRY when she picked them up - "why didn't I feed them?"

Oh, my parents had a 1959 Impala like the one front and center! Kind a teal blue, IIRC. Four of the 5 kids would be in it to go to the drive in! (the oldest was in HS then and didn't want to go with the rest of us, but he could have crammed in!)