I wonder what it is like for men to put your hair into a low ponytail and not look like a founding father.

I love kindness. Unless it's coming from a person at a four-way stop sign waving me to go when it's clearly their turn.

If you see a monk going door to door selling flowers in your neighborhood, call the authorities immediately. Because only YOU can prevent florist friars.

Halloween dance last night. I won! I had an 'udderly' good time! LOL.