Thanks, Oly, I've often said that it's a poor day in which one doesn't learn something. And we old folks need to know all the various terms designating a comfort station. ole joyful

Did a little self-di­agnosing on Web­MD and turns out I've been dead since 2006.

I'm really bad at por­tioning out pasta. So if you and your 50 friends want to come over, dinner is almost ready.

Jasdip, my two nephews (6 and 4 at the time) did the same to me one day when I was watching them. We went to the store, they picked out pork chops and vegetables, we went home, prepared dinner, and as we sat at the table the older one looked at me and said, "I hope you know, we don't eat vegetables." Younger one, " Yeah and we don't eat that stuff either!" - pushing the pork chop away with his fork. I didn't find it amusing at the time. So, I said, fine, don't eat. DD and I finished our dinner while they just sat there. SIL was very not happy with me because they were SO HUNGRY when she picked them up - "why didn't I feed them?"