That reminds me of the story of the guy who was at a stop light, noticed the car in front had a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus" so he honks. The driver in the car in front shouts out the window, "You idiot! The light hasn't even turned green yet!!"

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.”

- Kin Hubbard

I was going to cook alligator for dinner but realized I only have a croc pot.

Yes eld, but at this moment, I'm younger than I'll ever be again!

Susanwv

L -

It appears that Olive Oyl's face

- sorta got Pop-eyed?

When the owner of an Audi drives it in the city, folks ... do they call that Auda-city?

Getting older, yeah, eld - but we need to have some fun along the way.

One of the bright spots of Covid was that the pension cheques kept coming, so I was able to pay the rent and pay for food ...

... says this old fart who's been on pension for 28 years (26 for one that had an annual increase if one delayed claiming).

ole joyfuelled