Contrary to popular belief, a baby kangaroo is not a Joey. It is called a pouch potato.

When i see this joke i think, yes, but the pencil has the lead.

We had a huge console tv when we first married, c.1964. Best thing about it was the hidden (in the backside) switch to turn it off/on , separate from the one on the front. Don't know why it existed, but when the kids were young and I figured they had watched enough tv, I could switch it off and they never figured out why the tv wouldn't work when they used to front button. =)

AOK if yours is not located in NYC, it should be!