2 for the price of 1: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween.......... Now....he won't come when I call him.

Susan, so funny. Once we were at a restaurant and the waitress asked if we wanted peekin pie. Never heard it pronounced that way.

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