Ded -- Missing is the part about *not* going while your master is standing at the back door at 3 a.m. waiting for you to do your business. "I won't go, and you can't make me!"

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

There is an infamous train trestle in my area that is constantly being run into by trucks whose drivers don't heed the low clearance signs, or simply don't know how tall their trucks are. Yesterday, this one hit it: If you can't read the truck, it says: Intelligence Delivered.

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween.......... Now....he won't come when I call him.