2 for the price of 1: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

There is an infamous train trestle in my area that is constantly being run into by trucks whose drivers don't heed the low clearance signs, or simply don't know how tall their trucks are. Yesterday, this one hit it: If you can't read the truck, it says: Intelligence Delivered.

Rusty

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