Hold a finger on the end of the tape on the roll when you cut off a chunk, ded, even if you're the more than "tired" that's called "retired", then stick on it one of those doohickeys that hold a bread bag shut to keep it available the next time your need arises. Up here we have three bags holding about a gallon of milk inside another bag that use similar, slightly more sturdy, closures. ole "stuck-up" joyful ... who, being on a roll, has yet to find out where his end is/when his end is coming - hopefully not via covid ... ... had some vaccination insulation installed a couple of weeks ago (with no after effects apparent)

Ditzy friend to another: "I failed the driving test. I entered the traffic circle and the sign said '30 mph' so I drove 30 times around." The other friend responds sympathetically, "You probably counted wrong."

There is an infamous train trestle in my area that is constantly being run into by trucks whose drivers don't heed the low clearance signs, or simply don't know how tall their trucks are. Yesterday, this one hit it: If you can't read the truck, it says: Intelligence Delivered.

^^^ O. M. G. Susan -- just spit my coffee all over the keyboard. LOLOL