Ded -- Missing is the part about *not* going while your master is standing at the back door at 3 a.m. waiting for you to do your business. "I won't go, and you can't make me!"

2 for the price of 1: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

(I wish it were possible to correct typos and grammar errors on these memes)!

Susan, so funny. Once we were at a restaurant and the waitress asked if we wanted peekin pie. Never heard it pronounced that way.