That reminds me of a line from an old Different Strokes episode. "It's not that I'm hungry, I just don't like that empty feeling in my mouth." We use this frequently.

A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"

hahaha....that was totally me when I got locked out of this site and had to create a new username....all of the cute or clever ones I tried were already taken and I was on my last nerve when I thought I finally had it and it returned the error code "please only use letters a to z"....

Hey sassy jassy ... ... that's a real nail-biter that you brought us today - don't tell us that you're givin' 'em out on Halloween? If you carr-ot all for us ... please don't offer some to us when we visit. o j