We can probably tell you the genus, possibly the species or hybrid, with a good photo. The best angle is not straight above or directly at the side, but halfway in between. Feel along the edges of the leaves. Do you feel spines? If not, it is probably a Guzmania or Vriesea or possibly a Tillandsia. Send the photo and tell us about the spines - I'll give it my best shot!

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Have you weedkillered these already? They look rather distorted. The top one could be several things but the top growth seems to be atypical. The plant in the same picture top right is Phygelius. The bottom two show the same plant Centranthus ruber, aka Red Valerian, a self sower and basically a weed in the South West. This forum is very slow and if you need further ids the Name That Plant Forum is much livelier. All the best.

Potting soil / compost often breeds mushrooms. I have some under one of my trees too. They show up in damp weather. Mine look different than yours. I have no idea what the eggs are. They are under the leaves too? Figs don't have many pests. Mine get spider mites in summer, but I've never seen those blue eggs. Try the Name that plant forum. They might know. or do a web search.