"Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago." - Warren Buffett

Who would have thought that some folks might be smoking weed at a family gathering, and that the only illegal part would be the gathering itself.

A squirrel was sitting in an apple tree. All of a sudden a cow started climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer, "What the heck are you doing here?" The cow replied, "I thought I'd eat some oranges." "But this is an apple tree." "I know. I brought my own."

Salonva, i still have a phone like that in the attic.