Smile today - 4/1/21

Annie Deighnaugh

5 years ago

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jim_1 (Zone 5B)
5 years ago
last modified: 5 years ago
OLD IS WHEN…

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
aok27502
5 years ago
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

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Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
5 years ago
Hah...you just reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw the other day. It said, "My Cat is a Democr@t" (obscured for filters sake). Clearly the owner does not know cats. *All* cats are monarchists: they are royalty and we are their mere servants whose presence they barely tolerate.
Jeb zone5
5 years ago
eld6161
5 years ago
Ded tired
5 years ago
eltonjohndenver
5 years ago
Angela Id
5 years ago
Angela Id
5 years ago
Jasdip
5 years ago
Drop and run!
buccos4vr
5 years ago
Susanwv
HU-753479426
5 years ago
seagrass
Rusty again
5 years ago
chloebud
5 years ago
last modified: 5 years ago
LOL, seagrass, leave it to Kim Douglas to wear a dress made of Peeps!

This made me smile...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho3IFJiBzrY
Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
5 years ago
Like herding cats!
chloebud
5 years ago
Exactly!
buccos4vr
5 years ago
My DH is a big peeps fan, I saved this for him. Susanwv
liira55
5 years ago
colleenoz
5 years ago
That deep fryer picture scares the willies out of me because know what could happen. I had a mini-accident with the deep fryers at work years ago- the pot on the stove next to the fryer boiled over and quite a bit of water went into the fryer. It was very tense for the next while until I could get the fryer off and wait for things to settle down...

It looks in the picture like they have a solid frying fat in the fryer, which means it's cold- whew!

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