“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

― Albert Einstein

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything" After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hotdog with everything and says "That'll be $4 please." The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits while the vendor just stares back at him... awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?"

"Ah" replies the vendor, "change must come from within".

Susanwv

Why are single women thinner than married women?
Single women come home, look in their refrigerator, and go to bed.

Married women come home, look in their bed, then go to the refrigerator!

Rusty

Ded tired, Groan!

Why can't we copy these wonderful cartoons anymore?