Smile today - 5/1/21

Annie Deighnaugh

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aok27502
4 years ago
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

― Albert Einstein
Jasdip
4 years ago
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Rob333, I had never read that particular list, but boy, oh boy, I relate to some of the items. Socks, thanks for the explanation. I had no idea what the picture of a wolf (now, I know it's a coyote) and a bird was trying to represent.
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1. ARBITRAITOR - a cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 2. BERNADETTE - the act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE - what a crook sees through. 4. AVOIDABLE - what a bullfighter tries to do. 5. COUNTERFEITER - workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 6. LEFT BANK - what the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 7. HEROES - what a man in a boat does. 8. PARASITES - what you see from the Eiffel Tower. 9. PARADOX - two physicians. 10. PHARMACIST - a helper on a farm. 11. RELIEF - what trees do in the spring. 12. RUBBERNECK - what you do to relax your wife. 13. SELFISH - what the owner of a seafood store does. 14. SUDAFED - brought litigation against a government official.
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.” - Rita Mae Brown
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Stumbled on this book in my communities little free library. Of course it made me smile as I am about to be.....
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Angela Id
4 years ago
Jeb zone5
4 years ago
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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything" After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hotdog with everything and says "That'll be $4 please." The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits while the vendor just stares back at him... awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?"

"Ah" replies the vendor, "change must come from within".
eld6161
4 years ago
Ded tired
4 years ago
buccos4vr
4 years ago
Susanwv
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
4 years ago
Why are single women thinner than married women?
Single women come home, look in their refrigerator, and go to bed.

Married women come home, look in their bed, then go to the refrigerator!
Rusty again
4 years ago

Rusty
amylou321
4 years ago
kathyg_in_mi
4 years ago
Ded tired, Groan!
ladypat1
4 years ago
Why can't we copy these wonderful cartoons anymore?

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