The cord to the coffee maker and the tp. The dishwasher soap. The reading lamps. The labels from the breaker boxes showing which breaker for what....

If you took my hair blower or vanity magnifying mirror, I'd come after you. I can't put myself together in the morning without both.

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TV remote.

Garage door opener.

can opener

I only wanted one cookie ;)

Or were you trying to ask how that would be an inconvenience? My child always seems to take my sweets, so when I want one I don't know until I go and look for it and it's gone!

I would take their false teeth!

Toothbrushes, reading glasses, bath towels

Batteries from all electronics.

wow, y'all are brutal! i'd take all of the door knobs.

Leave the coffee...take the mugs!

Leave the crosswords....take the pencils!

Rob, so you will be taking the LAST cookie :)

All the toothbrushes, even the ones stored in the pantry.

One puzzle piece from all the puzzles.

Leave the box spring...take the mattress.

Take the dish out of the microwave.

All the left shoes.

Take one sock out of each pair.

They would call me the 'clothes drier burglar'.

All the bed pillows

The chain or handles from the vertical and horizontal blinds. They'd be either open or closed.

I'm taking the favorite pillow.

light bulbs

Threatening a person's coffee intake is not a "mild" inconvenience, it's war!!!

A mild inconvenience would be: where's the trash can, are we out of trash can liners? is ALL the silverware dirty and in the dishwasher?

BTW Matthew Dick's "Something MIssing" is one of the most thrilling books I've ever read!

All the toilet seats

Phone chargers. :-D

I am always looking for more spices, so would take all of their spices.

The books on their bedside table (or e-readers if that's what they have)

I'd get all the books, not just those by the bed.

Oh my goodness! Please, don’t anyone come steal from my house! I would go crazy over all these things. There are some evil minds here! DH would die without the remote (maybe lose weight) without the remote. No coffee would make him grumpy.

I never would nave thought of the door knobs! And don’t you dare take my books or kindle!

I would take the batteries out of the remotes. And wish I could watch while they tried to figure out why the remotes weren't working.

Rusty

Their chocolate. Which is really kind on my part because it saves them calories. Also, any and all batteries and if they have fiesta pottery in the colors I like, those too.

I had thought of their chocolate but I know how important that is in a time of stress and couldn't quite go there. :)

Kadefol, you better stay away from my Fiestaware! I’d have to hunt you down!

Lars, you reminded me of the thief who stole into the police station and took all the toilets. The police said they had nothing to go on.

I'd take the books too. But I'll have to get there early or they'll be gone.

Kadefol, you better stay away from my Fiestaware! I’d have to hunt you down!

Kathy, which colors do you have? I just collect daffodil, tangerine, and poppy. So if you don't have those, you are safe from my thievery. ; )

I have all colors! DH is afraid the cupboard will fall off the wall! I told him to put more screws in, it would be cheaper than me replacing it all!

Every time I buy a new piece I give another one to my daughter! Don’t want that cupboard to fall down!

Have 2 pieces waiting to go to my DD!

Beautiful collection, lucky DD!! My most recent acquisition were two jumbo mugs. They each hold 18 ounces (great for that 1 daily "cup" of coffee, haha) and are so versatile, I want more.

I'd steal their eye glasses. Maybe the magnifying mirror, too.

One picture or painting from a wall. I would love to know how long it would take them to notice.

I'd take BOTH the Fiestaware pitchers......they'd look really cute at MY house! ♥

Mirrors

Terilyn, My sister, Lynn, was visiting and she changed out one of the pictures in my bedroom! They finally had to tell me, there were 18 of us at the house that week and I didn't have time to notice!!

Nicole, I have a tiny pitcher on the shelves with the other Fiesta. There are couple other places I have some too!

Love me some Fiesta!!!

Lol! kathyg. My stepmother has a small rock collection she keeps on a shelf. I added a couple of unusual, but desirable rocks to the collection and didn't tell her. I don't know if she figured it out. I didn't tell her.

I'm taking your modem. hahaha

All the alarm clocks - including the cell phone alarms

All the forks and spoons

My home in north San Diego county was burglarized multiple times, and this was among the items that were always taken - knives, pots and pans, and clocks too

switch the S & P in the shakers

turn their furniture upside down

I think I’ll take all of the hangers out of their closets

Boy, there are some pretty evil people here!

I think I’ll take all of the hangers out of their closets

Or turn every second hanger the opposite way on the rod.

And I will steal one leg from every chair!

Remove the knobs from the kitchen stove.

I'd take one clock that I liked and set all the remaining clocks in the house 1 hr ahead and interchange the caps on the salt and pepper shakers,

I think I would leave things instead. Things that I no longer want like those two extra sets of plates. And those pads of paper and pens my sister keeps trying to give me. I told her I don't use pads of paper and pens much anymore at all. She says oh yeah and then she forgets. And I get more pens and pads of paper. I'm trying not to collect junk or stuff anymore. I might leave some extra bars of soap too because covid.