tip jars wishing wells/fountains polar bear stomachs

Put it in a ponytail. At least, that's the best way to cover a bad cut that I can think of

Honibaker, thats actually not true. Veterinarians are among the highest suicide rate for professionals. Anyway, my ex was a dentist, so maybe dentists have the highest divorce rate. No idea.

Neglected to wipe down the machine they just used